No one on the corner has swagga like Kurt

YA BURNT. (literally)
ROASTED. (literally)

Have you guys ever seen the 1991 film Backdraft directed by Ron Howard and featuring an all-star cast of Kurt Russel, Billy Baldwin, and Robert DeNiro? Because if not, you should get on that. It's some Oscar worthy shit. I mean, some real Godfather Pt. II quality filmmaking. You see, it's this harrowing tale about these two brothers who are firefighters, and their father was also a firefighter, and they're trying to stop this arsonist who's on a rampage. Then some stuff happens and there's this great training montage. To be honest, I don't know how it ends because I never got that far, but I'm sure that whatever happens it's really awesome and involves a lot of fire.

Yea. This is what we talk about.

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DIDN'T I TELL YOU ABOUT HOW TERMINATOR 2 SCARRED ME FOR LIFE AS A CHILD? SO WATCHING THIS DUMB ROBOT SHIT IS BRING BACK CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES, LOL.
Kristine says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kristine says:
TBH I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN TERMINATOR
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LOL, IT'S JUST THAT ONE PART WHERE SHE HAS LIKE A VISION OF HER BEING DISINTEGRATED IN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION AND THE BUILDINGS ALL FALL APART AND THEN IT'S JUST HER SKELETON HANGING ON TO A FENCE IN A PLAYGROUND
AND I REMEMBER I WAS LIKE :|
Kristine says:
LOOOOOOOOL
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AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I REMEMBER FROM THAT MOVIE.
ACTUALLY THAT'S A LIE, BUT I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW.
Kristine says:
WHEN I WAS YOUNG MY AUNT WATCHED A MOVIE ABOUT SOME SAINT AND THAT FREAKED ME OUT. I COULDNT SLEEP ALONE FOR A MONTH.
Kristine says:
MAYBE ITS THE SAME THING.
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LOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Let me shine for you. says:
I LOVE THAT IT WAS ABOUT A SAINT.
Kristine says:
RELIGIOUS VISION THINGS FREAK ME OUT
Kristine says:
DID I TELL YOU I USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH PARABLES?
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LOLOLOL WAT?
Kristine says:
WHEN MY GRANDMA CAME FROM THE PHILIPPINES SHE WAS REALLY RELIGIOUS
AND WOULD READ TO ME FROM THE BIBLE
AND THEN I WENT AND BOUGHT THIS BOOK ABOUT PARABLES AND WOULD ALWAYS READ FROM IT
WELL NOT PARABLES BUT LIKE STORIES FROM THE BIBLE
MY FAVORITE ONE WAS THE TAX COLLECTOR THAT FELL FROM A TREE TRYING TO GET A LOOK AT JESUS
I THINK I RELATED TO HIM BECAUSE HE WAS SHORT
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LOL. UGH. WHAT'S HIM NAME? IT'S GOING TO BUG ME.
BUT I KNOW THE ONE YOU MEAN, LOL.
Kristine says:
Z SOMETHING
MAYBE.
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YEAH
ZACAHARIUS? SOMETHING? IDK.
Kristine says:
ZACCHEOUS?
YOURS SOOUNDS MORE LIKE IT
ZACHA SOMETHING
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GOOGLE TELLS ME ZACCHAEUS
Kristine says:
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE
LOL
Let me shine for you. says:
I GOOGLED "JESUS BIBLE TAX COLLECTOR" FOR SOME REASON THAT MAKES ME LOL
Kristine says:
HOW DID YOU GOOGLE IT? MINE WAS Z + TAX COLLECTOR + BIBLE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Let me shine for you. says:
LOLOLOLOLO9LOOOLOLLOOL
Kristine says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO
Kristine says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Let me shine for you. says:
IDK WHY THAT'S SO FUNNY

LIVEBLOG - Academy Awards Style: HELLOOOOOO OSCAR!

We've been wanting to do a LIVEblog for a while, but we've generally just been way too lazy [to do anything really, but what's new?], so here it is! We'll start soon [T said that if we started with the Red Carpet, it would be the longest blog in the history of blogs that no one ever reads. I concur]. Anyway, I'm so excited to see what Annie Hathaway, KB, and Jen Garner are all wearing. Hopefully Brad cried again today. (*Kidding, kidding. )

5:30pm
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TY.
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FANCY.
5:32pm
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Jokes about the failure of Austrailia: 1.
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wait. 2.
5:34pm
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kristine says:
its so weird seeing wolverine do shit like this.
5:35pm
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oh look, Brad has a sense of humour.
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LOL ANNIE.
Kristine says:
HE CALLED HER ANNIE
5:38pm
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Okay, No offense Jon Stewart, but THAT IS HOW YOU START THE SHOW.
5:41pm
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omg clip package ALREADY?
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CURTAIN FAIL?
Kristine says:
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
5:43pm
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OMG WHOOPIE
Let me shine for you. says:
WHAT R U WEARING GIRL?
5:44pm
Kristine says:
DONT CRY IN YOUR SEAT! YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY
5:45pm
Kristine says:
OH P. CRUZ
Let me shine for you. says:
and LOL right? Angelica Huston just schooled her.
Let me shine for you. says:
ROFL. Sister Act reference. Nice.
5:47PM
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Tilda Swinton scares the shit out of me btw.
Kristine says:
RIGHT?!
Kristine says:
I WAS GOING TO SAY
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Like, actual chills down my spine when she talks.
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YOU GET IT GURL.
5:49pm
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what about your girlfriend Salma?
Kristine says:
obvs something in spanish-o
5:54pm
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TINA.
Kristine says:
tinaaa lol.
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ASJDHGFIPAJDFHVAKJFNHGJASKDFHG;AKJSG
Let me shine for you. says:
TBH I WAS LIKE "THAT VOICE, IS IT, NO?"
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LIKE, TINA FUCKING FEY AT THE FUCKING OSCARS I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT.
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AND SHE'S NOT WEARING BLACK.
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RONDALAY? XENU? WATCH YO' BACKS.
5:57pm
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OBVIOUS CATEGORY IS OBVIOUS.
6:01pm
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okay, again, OBVIOUS CATEGORY IS OBVIOUS.
Kristine says:
HE SAID DEV AND THEN HE SAID LATIKA.
Kristine says:
ONES REAL AND ONES FAKE JUST SO YOU KNOW
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LOL.
6:04pm
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OMG JEN.
Kristine says:
AWKWARD
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WHAT IS HER HAIR?
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LOLZ.
Kristine says:
HAHAHA
Kristine says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kristine says:
AAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Kristine says:
THEY SHOWED HER CUNT BAG FACE
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LOLOLOLOLOL
Kristine says:
i liked jen's hair
Kristine says:
its very lc of her
6:07PM
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WHO WERE YOU LOOKING AT JEN?
Let me shine for you. says:
I WANT TO KNOW.
Kristine says:
she totally just looked at angie and brad
Let me shine for you. says:
WAS THAT A SMILE AT BRAD?
Let me shine for you. says:
I NEED TO KNOW!
6:09PM
Kristine says:
YOU FAIL A FRENCH ANISTON
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THAT IS...NOT WHAT I EXPECTED THE MAKER OF THAT TO LOOK LIKE. SORRY FOR MY RACIST ASSUMOTIONS.
Kristine says:
I CANT BREATHE
Kristine says:
HAHAHAH
Kristine says:
HA
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HE DIDNT'
Kristine says:
HA
Kristine says:
HAHAHAHHAAHA
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG POMG OGHM
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DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO BEST SPEECH EVER.
6:16pm
Kristine says:
daniel craig really does it for me
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loool
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is it the caveman face?
Kristine says:
idk idk
Kristine says:
he really did it for me as bond.
Kristine says:
lol
6:19PM
Kristine says:
YOU ONLY HAVE 45 SECONDS GUISE
Kristine says:
START TALKING JEEBUS
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RUINING THE FLOW OF THE SHOW
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BE FUNNY LIKE THE JAPANESE GUY
Kristine says:
LOL RIGHT?
Kristine says:
OMG
Kristine says:
45 SECONDS GUISE
6:22PM
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LOL. BORING OLD TIMEY MOVIES ALWAYS WIN.
Kristine says:
lol
Kristine says:
is it THAT unbelievable?
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LOL. OMG ENOUGH.
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BORINGK.
Kristine says:
talk FASTER
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RIGHT?
Let me shine for you. says:
PLAY HIM OFF NOW!
6:24PM
Kristine says:
BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT
Let me shine for you. says:
"JOKER OF BATMAN LORE"? THAT'S SOME SHIT A 12 YEAR OLD WOULD WRITE TO SOUND SMART.
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HELLBOY SHOULD TAKE THIS SHIT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO OLD MAN BABY.
Kristine says:
BIIIITCH PLEEEEEEZ
6:25PM
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RPATTZ
Kristine says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaacK
Kristine says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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I WISH HE WAS PRESENTING WITH KSTEW
Kristine says:
HE LOOKS LIKE HES GOING TO THROW UP
Kristine says:
LOLOL
Kristine says:
LOLOOL
6:26PM
Kristine says:
AHAHAHAHA
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THIS IS THE CLOSEST TWILIGHT WILL EVER GET TO AN OSCAR
Kristine says:
RIGHT?!?!
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I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN WHEN THEY SHOWED THAT CLIP
Kristine says:
SAME WITH HSM
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OMG NICK AND NORAH????
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/DIE
6:28PM
Kristine says:
TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Kristine says:
ITS HARD FOR ME TO EVEN TYPE
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EPIC MONTAGE.
Kristine says:
I THINK I JUST SEIZED A LITTLE BIT
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LOLMG
6:31PM
Kristine says:
MC HERSHLAGG
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LOL
Kristine says:
LOLOL
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LOLOLOLOL
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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. BEN STILLER, TY FOR THIS.
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DID SHE SAY HASSIDIC METH LAB?
Kristine says:
YES
Kristine says:
YES SHE DID
6:35PM
Kristine says:
NO ONE GETS HIS JOKE
Kristine says:
NO ONE LOLOL
Kristine says:
ITS SO SAD
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LOLOLOL.
Kristine says:
NO LAUGHS AT ALL
Kristine says:
POOR GUY
6:49PM
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN COMMERCIALS NOW?
Kristine says:
i guess cuz they figure people are going ot start watching now while the big stuff is given away
strategic asshole move
6:53PM
Kristine says:
BTOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
WORKING IT OUT.
BUT B-TOWN. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOWING THEM THIGHS AROUND SKINNY LADIES?
Let me shine for you. says:
EXCUSE ME, LIPSYNCHING MUCH BEYONCE? OR IS THAT JUST MY TV?
Kristine says:
LIPSYNCING.
6:55PM
Kristine says:
BBVAG NEEDS TO DIABFOR
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HAS NO PLACE AT THE OSCARS.
6:57PM
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I feel like this started out really well, but is kind of falling apart.
Kristine says:
as soon as hsm came. it was over
7:02PM
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OMG CHRIS WALKEN, YES.
Kristine says:
whens the last time cuba gooding jr. was at the oscars? lol
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1996.
Kristine says:
he had me at hello.
7:09PM
Kristine says:
I CAN'T STOP CRYING
7:16PM
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epic frenchman
Kristine says:
i love the french
7:18PM
Kristine says:
too far away
they need to sit winners close to the stage
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wasn't there a year where they tried giving it to them in their seats? and it was awkward as hell?
Kristine says:
LOL YES
7:26PM
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I ALMOST CHOKED. WHO WRITES THIS SHIT? "UPS HIS DAILY DOSE OF IRON"?
Kristine says:
lololololololl
Kristine says:
WHAT A SURPRISE
Kristine says:
HOMEBOY IF YOU TALK FOR A LONG TIME. I MIGHT HAVE TO CUT SOMETHING
Kristine says:
OH JEEBUS THERES FOUR OF THEM
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That's so "oscar" of them. Giving visual effects to the fucking oscar bait nominee.
7:35PM
Kristine says:
the set for this show is pretty dope
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it really is.
Kristine says:
maybe they took some cnn technology
7:38PM
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the guy who was the millionaire host? He kills me everytime he talks about it
Kristine says:
lol right?
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLLAHNAIR.
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LOLOLOL
I ALWAYS SAY IT LIKE THAT IN MY HEAD.
like, even when it's meredith viera shit lol.
Kristine says:
BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY IT NOW THAT YOUVE HEARD IT LIKE THAT
7:41PM
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UGH. EDDIE. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MEL B.
Kristine says:
didn't he leave the oscars right after he lost?
Kristine says:
SORE LOSER
7:52PM
Kristine says:
no singing?
Kristine says:
oh. its score
Kristine says:
fuck i hate SCORE
Kristine says:
its music you study too
Let me shine for you. says:
I remember for like, 1 month in like 8th grade I really liked listening to instrumentals
Kristine says:
lolol
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and i was obsessed with the score from gladiator, and from lord of the rings
8:11PM
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omg why is she singing?
Kristine says:
iRdk
8:18PM
Kristine says:
reeeeeese
Kristine says:
fail.
Kristine says:
wtf is that dress
8:20PM
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Gawd. Slumdog overload.
Kristine says:
lol right?
8:28PM
Kristine says:
gawd dont start yet kate!
Kristine says:
im going to die!
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right?
8:30PM
Kristine says:
HOLY GEEZ
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LOLMG, SOPHIA LOREN.
8:32PM
Kristine says:
BREATH
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YES.
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FUCKING YES.
8:39PM
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SEAN PENN. ROASTED.
Kristine says:
BOOM.
8:42PM
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RPATTZ
Kristine says:
RPATTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kristine says:
AAAAAAAAAAACK
Kristine says:
HES DOOING HIS DAZZLE LOOK
8:43PM
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OH SNAP?
Kristine says:
?
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Everyone thought Mickey was a lock for this.
Kristine says:
I know?
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LOL.
Kristine says:
maybe its some sort of political statement!
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COMMIE HOMO LOVING SONS OF GUNS.
8:52PM
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HOW. SHOCKING.
Kristine says:
lolol
Kristine says:
LOL THEY ALL WANT TO G O UP
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omg anwar is crying!
Kristine says:
ANWAR

The Right Kind Of Wrong

Sometimes, when I get incredibly bored and I don't have any papers due in the immediate future I start feeling a little nostalgic. So rather that go the usual route and pull Clueless off the shelf, I decided to revisit another gem from my younger years: Coyote Ugly

Coyote Ugly is one of those movies that was totally awesome when seen through your 13 year old eyes, and well, still kind of is through um, somewhat older ones. Plus, it has a wicked soundtrack. Don't deny it.

Before I get to the gif tribute I've got lined up, I need to mention something. I don't know how this dvd sat on my shelf for 9 years without me realizing it had cast audio commentary on it. Maybe I just didn't give a fuck about audio commentary when I was 12, but I'm sad I waited this long for it. You know why? Because of Tyra Banks. Remember how it was sort of a big deal that she was going to be in this movie, but then basically only had 2 scenes? Well, you wouldn't be able to tell based on the commentary.

Within the first 20 or so minutes she:

-Freaks out about seeing her name in the credits.
-Talks about how much she loves karaoke, and gives a brief demonstration.
-Talks about her first apartment in Paris, while the others talk about living at the Y and in Women's Shelters with nuns.
-Makes that scene with the fierce receptionist all about her saying she's "been there".
-Complains that she was too skinny (ironic, no?) during the diner scene because she "wasn't eating carbs."

Nice to know Tyra was still "Tyra" even before ANTM. She even does that switching between being extra articulate and kind of ghetto thing too.

ANYWAY, gif time:


Not that I've ever tried to whore up my own t-shirts, but that is not how that shit works.


If I were Violet Sanford, and the last place I worked was a pizza parlour, I'd probably just slowly back out and admit I made a mistake when I applied for this one.


I guess they er... decided to throw in something for the ladies too. After this, Mr. O'Donnell went on to star in blockbuster films like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.


Fish and $100: the one sure way to a woman's heart.


Calm down John Goodman. It's just a little water and dancing on a bar. It's not like she's put her dreams on hold and tossed aside her dignity or anything.


When this came out, all my friends told me that out of the coyotes I was "the bitch." I'm still not sure if I should have been offended by that or not.


Of course the movie has a storybook ending. Violet Sanford sells her song to ... Leanne Rimes? Ok. I guess that works.

What [I'm] Turning #10

Busta Rhymes - Number One (feat. T.I. and Akon)

Predictable I know, but I need my T.I. fix before he goes to prison and we don't hear from him for a year and a day. The song really does it for me, and not just because of obvious reasons. I was a little hesitant to listen to this song, because I already have enough Akon plays than I care to admit, but irregardless, Bussa Bus really rips this one [which isn't so surprising, though, I try to pretend Arab Money never happened]. Plus, Cool and Dre do nothing wrong with the production on this song either. Well worth the 30 plays in the last two days (which isn't bad considering my history of overplaying songs).



Low - Breaker

I'm not going to lie, since the days of The O.C., One Tree Hill, and back when I watched Grey's Anatomy and cried during every episode, I've been getting a lot of my independent music choices from TV. This one came of the most recent episode of Skins [Poor Panda. And I don't care what anyone says: EFFIE AND FREDDIE = SHIPPED.] This song has, what are likely the most emo lyrics I have ever heard (granted there aren't that many lyrics to begin with), but that doesn't take away from the epic-ness that is the song that I will likely listen to in my room in the dark when I'm on my period. (PS: I think it's weird that they're kind of old. Just saying.)

I've also turned I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island boys far too many than I would EVER care to mention... I'm an embarrassment, this I know.

PS: Don't worry ["who's worrying," you ask? I ask that too.], we haven't killed the blog.

What We Turned in 2008

Last year [JEEBUS, TIME! STOP MOVING SO FAST!], more than most years I can think of, I was that "OMG, I HEARD THIS SONG 18,392 MONTHS AGO. AND SO I'M THAT MUCH BETTER THAN YOU" girl. (What can I say. I'm a pretentious cunt.) Anyway, here's our list of what we turned in '08.

10. The Kills - Hook and Line



To be honest, I sort of forgot about The Kills for a while between records, but then they came back with this record and this song that reminded me of every reason why I loved the Kills. It's raw, dirty, and apparently perfect for tv show soundtracks.


09. Beyonce - Radio



Sasha Fierce made me want to listen to the radio again. So I did. Then I immediately turned it back off. Irregardless. Song made me dance.

08. Sam Sparro - Black & Gold



Appropriate for either the dance floor or doing your homework, this song has a sick electro-inspired beat with just a hint of soul. I dare you to listen and not get hooked.

07. Gym Class Heroes feat. The-Dream - Cookie Jar




I've been having a secret love affair with The-Dream since I Luv Your Girl ("secret" because homeboy is ugly as shit) but only after annoying T over the phone by playing this song on repeat did we really come out as a couple.

06. N*E*R*D feat. CRS and Pusha T - Everyone Nose (Remix)



Song has everything we could want in a song: a Britney refernce, a Laloo reference, a MK reference, and Kanye rapping. What more could you want? Plus, I'm a firm believer that Lupe's verse is talks to me.

05. Young Jeezy feat. NaS - My President



This song made me cry on the day of the election. In the morning before the results, after the results came in, and the next day. This plus the SNL Weekend Update Song about the voting machine problems, only made my election day fever rise.


04. Mariah Carey feat. Young Jeezy - Side Effects



It's a damn shame that Mariah's label decided to put this on the backburner and not release it as an official single. Not only is the song fucking epic, it's dope as fuck and she performed it live effortlessly (as evidenced above). And Jeezy on the record doesn't hurt it much either.


03. Lil Wayne feat. Kanye West - Lollipop (Remix)



I've had "YOU'RE NOW FUCKING WITH THE BEST IN THE WORLD" as a ringtone for over 7 months now. I first heard this shit on a video on Kanye's blog --he was playing it as he played Connect 4 with Jonah Hill. I spun this shit a million times before we went to see Samantha Ronson, so by the time she put this shit on, I was screaming the lyrics at the top of my lungs --much to the chagrin of the older, more G', clubgoers on stage who had the "How the fuck does this little asian girl and this weird mexican girl with curly hair know all the words to this song that we haven't even fucking heard!?" face on the entire damn time.

02. Lindsay Lohan - Bossy



While we're majorly dissapointed that Spirit In The Dark didn't come out this year, we're glad that we at least got this. It made for some fucking epic times when Samantha Ronson played it, and we were the only ones who knew it. We are all "OMG OMG OMG CALM DOWN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JUST A LITTLE BOSSY OMG OMG OMG OMG LLOLOLOLOL" X 1890489128410924182409 the entire fucking time..


01. T.I. - Whatever You Like



Of course he's fucking number one. Couldn't leave my husband off this fucking list. While we both thoroughlt enjoyed all of Paper Trail, Whatever You Like seemed to be the most played for both of us this year, with T playing it 109 times and me playing it a recorded 425 (that doesn't include the number of times I watched the video, or listened to it in the car with my family).

2008. (We're both too tired to be clever.)

This list is a random assortment of stuff that happened to us, and happened to some of our favourite celebrities (because let's face it, our lives aren't really that interesting).

01. Met Samantha Fucking Ronson

Life changing moment. She played Kristine's fucking song. [EDIT: THE MUSIC HAD STOPPED, AND SHE SAID "WAIT, I NEED TO PLAY ONE MORE SONG" LEANED OVER HER COMPUTER AND POINTED AT ME AND SAID "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU" AND I DIED] Epic is not a strong enough word. Video of said moment here:


02. T.I. Got out of jail. Remained sexy while doing so.


03. We went home

Yeah, we're not really from there, but New York felt more like home than this stupid city ever has. And yeah, that is one of us sleeping under a map. And no, I'm not going to explain how that happened.

04. Twilight

Where can we even begin with Twilight? I can't even count the lulz that this book and movie brought. It also introduced the world to the wonders of RPattz and KStew so we can't exactly say we're complaining.

05. Move Back and Calm Down


06. Hit a Paparazzi

In case you haven't noticed, yeah, we kind of like Lindsay Lohan. I can't seem to find any good of video of this incident, but it gave us the photo for our header and that's good enough.

07. Cannes

This was sort of the definitive moment for one of our favourite celebrity couples of the year. Thanks to these photos, a thousand "I hug my best friend all the time and we're not lesbians" conversations happened, and many, many lolz were had.

08. Got a pair of Supras

This may not sound like a big moment, but we had to run all the fuck over New York to find a pair in the right size. It also kickstarted a serious and expensive obsession.

09. The Rachel Zoe Project airs. It's bananas amazing. We die.


10. Mary Kate wears a hat that makes her look like she's from a Shakespearean tale


11. Sarah Palin puts Alaska on the failboat. Meanwhile, Tina Fey becomes like, really famous.


12. Colin Powell, Oprah, and Jesse Jackson make Kristine and Tahnee cry. A lot. For real. Like buckets. For days.


13. Mariah Carey is epic. Gets fed by french woman. Marries Nick Cannon (not so epic).


14.Radar posts questions from Scientology. Scares Kristine. Gives Tahnee Tom and Katie nightmares.


15. Jennifer Lopez had babies. Remained frighteningly before doing so.

For the record, neither is Tahnee.

16. Kristine and Tahnee discover the lohan kareoke video.


17. Beyonce stays Beyonce. Remains epic while doing so.


18. The Dark Knight comes out. Confuses the hell out of Kristine.


19. T.I. makes Whatever You Like. Dedicates it to Kristine (in her mind).

[EDIT] NOT IN MY MIND. ITS WAS REALLY DEDICATED TO ME, AND IT WAS ABOUT ME.

20. Lauren Conrad figures out she's a lesbian. Oh wait, that's next year.