[As Embarassing As It Is] What I'm Turning #somethingorother

New Boyz feat. Ray-J - Tie Me Down

Lord only knows why I willingly post shit like this on this blog no one reads, instead of pushing some of my other horrible musical addictions (that I refuse to mention [DRAKEDRAKEDRAKE]) that are enthusiastically supported by the hip hop community (WHICH I AM OF COURSE APART OF...DUH). But the heart wants what it wants... Right?

This is embarassing for several reasons, one of them being the fact that I'm 22, five years older than these skinny-jean-wearing mother fuckers (adorable as they may be gawd, fml). Another reason? RAY-J IS ON THIS SONG. Nevertheless, I've been bumping these empty-tiny-backpack-wearing dickbags this entire morning.

Embarassing? Absolutely. But have you been dancing all morning? Didn't think so (ok, maybe you have, but just let me have this... I mean, I've been listening to New Boyz all morning)!

Sidenote: Gawd, skinny jeans? I thought I was off that*.

*and so begins the Drake-lyrics-dropping. I apologize in advance.