We've been wanting to do a LIVEblog for a while, but we've generally just been way too lazy [to do anything really, but what's new?], so here it is! We'll start soon [T said that if we started with the Red Carpet, it would be the longest blog in the history of blogs that no one ever reads. I concur]. Anyway, I'm so excited to see what Annie Hathaway, KB, and Jen Garner are all wearing. Hopefully Brad cried again today. (*Kidding, kidding. )
5:30pm
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TY.
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FANCY.
5:32pm
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Jokes about the failure of Austrailia: 1.
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wait. 2.
5:34pm
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kristine says:
its so weird seeing wolverine do shit like this.
5:35pm
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oh look, Brad has a sense of humour.
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LOL ANNIE.
Kristine says:
HE CALLED HER ANNIE
5:38pm
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Okay, No offense Jon Stewart, but THAT IS HOW YOU START THE SHOW.
5:41pm
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omg clip package ALREADY?
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CURTAIN FAIL?
Kristine says:
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
5:43pm
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OMG WHOOPIE
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WHAT R U WEARING GIRL?
5:44pm
Kristine says:
DONT CRY IN YOUR SEAT! YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY
5:45pm
Kristine says:
OH P. CRUZ
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and LOL right? Angelica Huston just schooled her.
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ROFL. Sister Act reference. Nice.
5:47PM
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Tilda Swinton scares the shit out of me btw.
Kristine says:
RIGHT?!
Kristine says:
I WAS GOING TO SAY
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Like, actual chills down my spine when she talks.
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YOU GET IT GURL.
5:49pm
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what about your girlfriend Salma?
Kristine says:
obvs something in spanish-o
5:54pm
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TINA.
Kristine says:
tinaaa lol.
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ASJDHGFIPAJDFHVAKJFNHGJASKDFHG;AKJSG
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TBH I WAS LIKE "THAT VOICE, IS IT, NO?"
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LIKE, TINA FUCKING FEY AT THE FUCKING OSCARS I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT.
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AND SHE'S NOT WEARING BLACK.
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RONDALAY? XENU? WATCH YO' BACKS.
5:57pm
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OBVIOUS CATEGORY IS OBVIOUS.
6:01pm
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okay, again, OBVIOUS CATEGORY IS OBVIOUS.
Kristine says:
HE SAID DEV AND THEN HE SAID LATIKA.
Kristine says:
ONES REAL AND ONES FAKE JUST SO YOU KNOW
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LOL.
6:04pm
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OMG JEN.
Kristine says:
AWKWARD
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WHAT IS HER HAIR?
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LOLZ.
Kristine says:
HAHAHA
Kristine says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kristine says:
AAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Kristine says:
THEY SHOWED HER CUNT BAG FACE
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LOLOLOLOLOL
Kristine says:
i liked jen's hair
Kristine says:
its very lc of her
6:07PM
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WHO WERE YOU LOOKING AT JEN?
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I WANT TO KNOW.
Kristine says:
she totally just looked at angie and brad
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WAS THAT A SMILE AT BRAD?
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I NEED TO KNOW!
6:09PM
Kristine says:
YOU FAIL A FRENCH ANISTON
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THAT IS...NOT WHAT I EXPECTED THE MAKER OF THAT TO LOOK LIKE. SORRY FOR MY RACIST ASSUMOTIONS.
Kristine says:
I CANT BREATHE
Kristine says:
HAHAHAH
Kristine says:
HA
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HE DIDNT'
Kristine says:
HA
Kristine says:
HAHAHAHHAAHA
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG OMG POMG OGHM
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DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO BEST SPEECH EVER.
6:16pm
Kristine says:
daniel craig really does it for me
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loool
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is it the caveman face?
Kristine says:
idk idk
Kristine says:
he really did it for me as bond.
Kristine says:
lol
6:19PM
Kristine says:
YOU ONLY HAVE 45 SECONDS GUISE
Kristine says:
START TALKING JEEBUS
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RUINING THE FLOW OF THE SHOW
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BE FUNNY LIKE THE JAPANESE GUY
Kristine says:
LOL RIGHT?
Kristine says:
OMG
Kristine says:
45 SECONDS GUISE
6:22PM
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LOL. BORING OLD TIMEY MOVIES ALWAYS WIN.
Kristine says:
lol
Kristine says:
is it THAT unbelievable?
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LOL. OMG ENOUGH.
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BORINGK.
Kristine says:
talk FASTER
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RIGHT?
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PLAY HIM OFF NOW!
6:24PM
Kristine says:
BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT
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"JOKER OF BATMAN LORE"? THAT'S SOME SHIT A 12 YEAR OLD WOULD WRITE TO SOUND SMART.
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HELLBOY SHOULD TAKE THIS SHIT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO OLD MAN BABY.
Kristine says:
BIIIITCH PLEEEEEEZ
6:25PM
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RPATTZ
Kristine says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaacK
Kristine says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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I WISH HE WAS PRESENTING WITH KSTEW
Kristine says:
HE LOOKS LIKE HES GOING TO THROW UP
Kristine says:
LOLOL
Kristine says:
LOLOOL
6:26PM
Kristine says:
AHAHAHAHA
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THIS IS THE CLOSEST TWILIGHT WILL EVER GET TO AN OSCAR
Kristine says:
RIGHT?!?!
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I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN WHEN THEY SHOWED THAT CLIP
Kristine says:
SAME WITH HSM
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OMG NICK AND NORAH????
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/DIE
6:28PM
Kristine says:
TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Kristine says:
ITS HARD FOR ME TO EVEN TYPE
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EPIC MONTAGE.
Kristine says:
I THINK I JUST SEIZED A LITTLE BIT
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LOLMG
6:31PM
Kristine says:
MC HERSHLAGG
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LOL
Kristine says:
LOLOL
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LOLOLOLOL
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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. BEN STILLER, TY FOR THIS.
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DID SHE SAY HASSIDIC METH LAB?
Kristine says:
YES
Kristine says:
YES SHE DID
6:35PM
Kristine says:
NO ONE GETS HIS JOKE
Kristine says:
NO ONE LOLOL
Kristine says:
ITS SO SAD
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LOLOLOL.
Kristine says:
NO LAUGHS AT ALL
Kristine says:
POOR GUY
6:49PM
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN COMMERCIALS NOW?
Kristine says:
i guess cuz they figure people are going ot start watching now while the big stuff is given away
strategic asshole move
6:53PM
Kristine says:
BTOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
WORKING IT OUT.
BUT B-TOWN. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOWING THEM THIGHS AROUND SKINNY LADIES?
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EXCUSE ME, LIPSYNCHING MUCH BEYONCE? OR IS THAT JUST MY TV?
Kristine says:
LIPSYNCING.
6:55PM
Kristine says:
BBVAG NEEDS TO DIABFOR
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HAS NO PLACE AT THE OSCARS.
6:57PM
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I feel like this started out really well, but is kind of falling apart.
Kristine says:
as soon as hsm came. it was over
7:02PM
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OMG CHRIS WALKEN, YES.
Kristine says:
whens the last time cuba gooding jr. was at the oscars? lol
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1996.
Kristine says:
he had me at hello.
7:09PM
Kristine says:
I CAN'T STOP CRYING
7:16PM
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epic frenchman
Kristine says:
i love the french
7:18PM
Kristine says:
too far away
they need to sit winners close to the stage
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wasn't there a year where they tried giving it to them in their seats? and it was awkward as hell?
Kristine says:
LOL YES
7:26PM
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I ALMOST CHOKED. WHO WRITES THIS SHIT? "UPS HIS DAILY DOSE OF IRON"?
Kristine says:
lololololololl
Kristine says:
WHAT A SURPRISE
Kristine says:
HOMEBOY IF YOU TALK FOR A LONG TIME. I MIGHT HAVE TO CUT SOMETHING
Kristine says:
OH JEEBUS THERES FOUR OF THEM
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That's so "oscar" of them. Giving visual effects to the fucking oscar bait nominee.
7:35PM
Kristine says:
the set for this show is pretty dope
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it really is.
Kristine says:
maybe they took some cnn technology
7:38PM
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the guy who was the millionaire host? He kills me everytime he talks about it
Kristine says:
lol right?
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLLAHNAIR.
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LOLOLOL
I ALWAYS SAY IT LIKE THAT IN MY HEAD.
like, even when it's meredith viera shit lol.
Kristine says:
BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY IT NOW THAT YOUVE HEARD IT LIKE THAT
7:41PM
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UGH. EDDIE. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MEL B.
Kristine says:
didn't he leave the oscars right after he lost?
Kristine says:
SORE LOSER
7:52PM
Kristine says:
no singing?
Kristine says:
oh. its score
Kristine says:
fuck i hate SCORE
Kristine says:
its music you study too
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I remember for like, 1 month in like 8th grade I really liked listening to instrumentals
Kristine says:
lolol
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and i was obsessed with the score from gladiator, and from lord of the rings
8:11PM
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omg why is she singing?
Kristine says:
iRdk
8:18PM
Kristine says:
reeeeeese
Kristine says:
fail.
Kristine says:
wtf is that dress
8:20PM
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Gawd. Slumdog overload.
Kristine says:
lol right?
8:28PM
Kristine says:
gawd dont start yet kate!
Kristine says:
im going to die!
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right?
8:30PM
Kristine says:
HOLY GEEZ
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LOLMG, SOPHIA LOREN.
8:32PM
Kristine says:
BREATH
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YES.
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FUCKING YES.
8:39PM
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SEAN PENN. ROASTED.
Kristine says:
BOOM.
8:42PM
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RPATTZ
Kristine says:
RPATTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kristine says:
AAAAAAAAAAACK
Kristine says:
HES DOOING HIS DAZZLE LOOK
8:43PM
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OH SNAP?
Kristine says:
?
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Everyone thought Mickey was a lock for this.
Kristine says:
I know?
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LOL.
Kristine says:
maybe its some sort of political statement!
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COMMIE HOMO LOVING SONS OF GUNS.
8:52PM
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HOW. SHOCKING.
Kristine says:
lolol
Kristine says:
LOL THEY ALL WANT TO G O UP
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omg anwar is crying!
Kristine says:
ANWAR
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